What, oh what, should I get my darling little wife, FlickChick, for Christmas?
Flicky can be so picky!Should I get her:
A diamond tiara?
No.....it might tangle her lovely hair.
A new Bentley?No...she never learned to drive a stick shift.
A house in the country?
No... too far from the shops.
What's that you say, Santa?
I must hurry home an wrap it up nicely! I know it's just what she wants!
What better present for my FlickChick darling to find under the tree?